Where to eat dinner?

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Where to eat dinner?

Postby islandpiper » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:44 am

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the once again group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.
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Re: Where to eat dinner?

Postby Kayak Jack » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:23 pm

OUCH! :wink:
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Re: Where to eat dinner?

Postby islandpiper » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:01 pm

Jack, I didn't write that one That is just as it came to me via email early today. piper
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Re: Where to eat dinner?

Postby Wannabe » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:59 pm

Talk about being able to hide your own Easter Eggs.
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Re: Where to eat dinner?

Postby Kayak Jack » Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:13 am

islandpiper wrote:Jack, I didn't write that one That is just as it came to me via email early today. piper
It's too late, Piper San. I'm deeply smitten and emotionally crushed. (eyes are tearing up here, sniffling nearly uncontrollable - H O NNKKKKKK) (wiping nose on sleeve - eyes on the other sleeve) (OOPS! got'em mixed up there :oops: )
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