Lemon Picker Wanted

[Coal]

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed
to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from
the University of California and her jobs as a social worker and
school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."