days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife
into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was
sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and
she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me
to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On
the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff
her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So, here I am."
