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    Why did the geezer cross the road?
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    It aint no secret. I dont like the little faces that come with the new forum. Some of 'em jest dont look Southern. [chuckle] so....if we caint have anuther set, how bout addin' some? (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an...
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    Not Yours to Give....David Stern Crockett

    Not Yours to Give Col. Davy Crockett 1884 From The Life of Colonel David Crockett Member of the U.S. Congress 1827-31 & 1832-35 Compiled from The Life of Colonel David Crockett by Edward S. Ellis (Philadelphia: Porter & Coates, 1884) One day in the House of Representatives, a bill was taken...
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    Crossing the Road

    Why did the geezer cross the road?
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    Eric Grohe Wall Painter

    check out "projects"
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    Mister Dookie Britches

    Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my...
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    Good Luck Sweetheart

    John is 63 years old and owns his own business. He is a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year is now all but gone. With the stock market crashing and all the new taxes coming his way, John knows he will be working for a good number more years. John has a Granddaughter...
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    Hard Working Blondes in Galveston

    This was told to me as a true story that occurred down in Galveston a few weeks ago... Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department doing storm remediation work from Hurricane Ike. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked...
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    Beware the Ides of Tylenol

    Fellas, The Shade Tree Medikle Clinic jest put out a warnin' fer the hard headed......geezers. If ya like ta drink whiskey, cold beer, Dago Red, fermented potato juice, moonshine, shoe polish, etc. DO NOT take Tylenol. I been out workin' hard at honest work [homemade work bench]....with my...
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    Cotton Pickin'

    I bet I aint the only one who lived this tale frum Newt. ************************ Picking Cotton I'll bet I've done at least one thing in my life that very few, if any of you have, I've picked cotton. I’m not talking about just going out into a field by the roadside and pulling a few bolls to...
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    Anuther one of Newt's tales. ****************** Ocie The boys always approached Ocie’s place quietly -- not looking exactly in her direction, but catching glances from the corner of their eye -- usually in pairs or threes, they were always shy in her presence, more like small, feral puppies...
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    Poke Salad

    Poke Salad How many of y'all know what poke salad is? The other day down at the waterin’ hole the gang and I got to discussing things like fishing, flying airplanes, losing money, good food and music. That’s how the topic of poke salad happened to come up. Most of you probably recall the...
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    Which Way iz Oklahoma?

    Got this frum Ole Newt a few days ago. ******************************************** Which way is Oklahoma ? My wife and I didn't have anything special planned for the recent Memorial Day holiday, so our weekend plans were pretty much the same as usual, with Saturday morning devoted to errands...
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    Operation Tiger

    Any of ya'll heard of this? what started it a bit more
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    Fat Willie's Garbage Patrol

    I dont know if this iz true, tall 'er boat science, but I like it any way. I figger Ole Newt lives purty close ta some of ya'll. ********************** Honest Lies and Other Misguided Thoughts---05-21-09 By Newt Harlan "The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and...
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    Nantahala May '09

    Dang this is a big link 'n I hope it works. We jest got back 'n aint had much time fer trip reports. Click on the "next image". They took four pichurs of me havin' a hard time in the high water. [It had rained fer 11 days before we made it up there.] Miz Bear took a pichur of what happened...
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    good news fer a change

    Yesterday I took the love of my life back ta the brain doctor. Well, he looked inside ta see if that busted artery wuz doin' okay. The first two times he looked round, it wuz not good 'n he done more surgery. This time I got smart....tole that doctor I mite give him $10 if he come up with...
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    Chicken Wire

    An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says...
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    Bad Storm Pichurs

    Not all of 'em wuz Chuck's fault. [grin]
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    Ancient videos, some pirogue buildin' This iz the pirogue buildin' video I seen at Keith's house on the way ta the Brazos River. (OK , Bear updated it so I deleted the one I posted.... Chuck. )