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As a model, of course. See my avatar for the audition.

Thank heavens! I was afraid he was building another boat. You can see the dive platform across the stern in the first two pictures. Add a couple of canoe pontoons, and you've got a party barge.

Sadly, the Darwin Award is only given to those who remove themselves from the gene pool. As emasculating as electing a left wing Democrat may be, it is more likely his big government policies will encourage his followers to reproduce. 47% of American households do not pay federal income tax...

Good for you, piper! It's not just the length of your life, but the quality too. I started exercising March 27th, and dieting April 17th. I'm down 14 lbs since then, best of all about 12 lbs of that is fat. As for diet, I'm using a calorie tracker at SparkPeople.com. At least 5 servings of...

Better yet, skip the bread and just use bacon! Baconnaise covered bacon, wrapped in bacon.

Clearly, I have a strong talent for missing the obvious.

At some Rendezvous y'all should have a "Best Recipe using Bacon" contest. Folks would be lining up to judge.

I guess they figured if he didn't learn anything the other times he went to jail, they'd just take his money and his bow. I doubt taking his hunting license will have much effect.

Good to hear that, usually we only win Darwin Awards :oops: Was this someone other than John Nash, as told in "A Beautiful Mind"? He actually WAS schizophrenic.

Piper, put my name on the waiting list for the Saturday morning tour. PS - If you're gonna build an animatronic alligator (like Disney's hippos), sign me up for that as well.

C'mon Ron. You already know you want to build one. You just want to know where to put it on the list!

Right after the end of WWII, Richard Feynman lost his draft deferment, and had to report to his local draft board. Part of the physical was a psychiatric exam. In his words, ''There are three desks, with a psychiatrist behind each one, and the 'culprit' sits across from the psychiatrist in his...

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous...

I saw the headline, and thought, "Chuck vs a crocodile? My money's on Chuck!" On a related note, do folks wear gloves when using a double-paddle, and if so, what do you like?

D*mn clever. Isn't it fun when you're fiddling around with stuff and a solution just pops out?

From that picture, I'm hoping the worst they got out of it was a long walk back.

http://www.ohiodnr.com/home_page/NewsReleases/tabid/18276/EntryId/1683/Man-Pleads-Guilty-to-Poaching-23-000-Trophy-Buck.aspx Some folks never learn.

Yeah, had a friend bitten once. It was horrible watching him curl up, thrash about and die. The snake, I mean. Alcohol poisoning. Ok, I mighta been stretching things, there was no snake, no death, but lots of alcohol. Other than that, the facts is the facts.

All good ones. Thanks for passing these along. A man rushes his wife to the ER with chest pains. After a while, the doctor comes out to talk with him. "Sir, it appears your wife has acute angina" The man blinks. "Thanks doc, but what about her chest pains?"

Citizens are warned not to sit behind anyone who has eaten the grits.