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A feller sent me this. Hit ain't th version I heard definin th phases of a man's sex life but hit's o.k. in hits own right. Guess this'un iz fer th whole famly. On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks...

Since you fellas all et up with eatin', I have a couple of pie recipes that reputedly were cooked up by chuck wagon 'n ranch cooks. I kin well see whur they'uz pioneer level eats. One uv em is a vinegar pie 'n tother'n is a red bean pie. In spite a th names, they's actually purty good, my...

Foreword A couple of "trial runs" preceded the trip on Wednesday, May 19, 2004. The first trip to the Tallahatchie was my first real paddling experience after a 30-year hiatus and my first time back on this river in 50 years. It was a windy day and Bear's old Blue Hole OCA has a complete...

A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element tentatively has been named "Corporatium". Corporatium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic...

A few minutes before church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate...