A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
> Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
> go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
>
>
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
> to
> the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
>
>
>
> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis or
> the
> swine flu crisis?' and he smiles.
>
>
>
> 'OK', she said. 'Those could be interesting and timely topics. But let me
> ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
> stuff
> - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
> patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
> is?'
>
>
>
> The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
> thinks
> about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
>
>
>
> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
> banking when you don't know shit?' :mrgreen:
>
>
> Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
> go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
>
>
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
> to
> the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
>
>
>
> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis or
> the
> swine flu crisis?' and he smiles.
>
>
>
> 'OK', she said. 'Those could be interesting and timely topics. But let me
> ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
> stuff
> - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
> patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
> is?'
>
>
>
> The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
> thinks
> about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
>
>
>
> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
> banking when you don't know shit?' :mrgreen:
>
>