An Amish boy and his father went into a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a chubby old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the old lady rolled in between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They watched and watched and continued to watch until it reached the last number and then began to light up in reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..............................
"Hurry boy, go get your mother!"
The boy asked, "What is this father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a chubby old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the old lady rolled in between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They watched and watched and continued to watch until it reached the last number and then began to light up in reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..............................
"Hurry boy, go get your mother!"