AN OLD COWBOY

[Kayak Jack]

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

 

[oldyaker]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! :lol: :lol: :lol: Great one Mad Jack! I'm a bett'n ya cleaned it up a might for Brr'r Ridges 'lil Pardners . Ya kin tell me 'round the campfire how it really goes..... :wink: :mrgreen: :lol:

 

[Kayak Jack]

Yakus Corriandericus - afraid I'm a bitter disappointment on this one (and probably, a few others too). Not only TANSTAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch), but also, WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get). Sorry 'bout that!

And, as much as I hate colloquialisms, "Still water doesn't run deep; still water deposits sludge. It's noisy water that carves canyons and moves mountains." Never forget it.

 

[oldyaker]

Me thinks Madus Jackus doth protest too much....... :mrgreen:

 

[Kayak Jack]

Naw (or is the gnaw?) I was just trying to poke a stick at you. You sly fox, you dodged it and turned it on me.

That's ONE.

 

[BEARS BUDDY]

Ah knows whut the cowboy means--Am jest a lezbean trapped in a man's body.

 

[Kayak Jack]

Well, Ger, that solves the mystery. Now, I can't remember who wind the pot. We were all wandering WTH was in there. ;-}}