Camping

[Lurker]

Chuck and Jack Go Camping

Chuck and Jack went on a camping trip. After a good
meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to
sleep. Some hours later, Chuck awoke and nudged his faithful
friend.

“Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Jack replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Jack pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that
Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that
God
is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Chuck was silent for a minute, then said "Well Jack, If you had eaten all your brain food (grits) you would see that someone has stolen our tent."

 

[Commodore]

Lurker: I must admit I don't respong to all that I read on the forum but you latest post has prompted me no end. I love the minds that you fellows have and use. I admire brainwork and all the quick responses from you guys. Commodore

 

[Lurker]

Commordore,

I leave the brainwork to others on the forum. :?

I’m just a pirate. I take from one forum and post on another. :lol:

Some times I customize a bit, just to stir the pot little. :wink:

Plagiarism is my strong suit. :roll:

Lurker