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Chapter 2
Mister Coccaloca Give Ole Dave a Van
Ole Dave iz purty tall, seven ‘er eight feet eazy. I figger thats how come the lightnin’ hit him at least twice. Two strikes likely kill most fellas, but all it done ta Dave wuz make hiz thinkin’ kinda hard ta follow. Aint sho hiz ears worked too good before them bolts slapped him. Dave likes the woods ‘n trees ‘n rivers ‘n tall tale tellin’ round the campin’ fire.
Dave worked out ta the college near bout hiz whole life. Reglar teachin’ folk over there got a bit jealous cuz Dave wuz all the time takin’ school chillen off ta the foamy water where he put ‘em in all kinda boats, then he took ‘em climbin’ over rocks ‘n down inside caves. In the wintertime he mite take ‘em out ta the western lands so they kin slide down the mitey big mountains.
These school chillen kin go on a fine trip with Dave even if their folks aint rollin’ in a heap a dough. Ole Dave takes ‘em ‘n shows ‘em how you kin do stuff ‘n have a heap a fun even if ya dont have no chargin’ card.
One evenin’ we wuz settin’ round the campin’ fire wonderin’ how many chillen been expedishinizin’ with Dave ‘n we figgered ‘n figgered, but it jest warnt no use. It wuz jest too many ta figger. Best Dave could tell it wuz a heap a thousands, but a thousand iz a mitey big number ‘n we aint sho Ole Dave’s kin understand it. [Purty sho he don’t understand a millon or bigger numbers....if it iz any.]
School chillen iz slam full a mitey strange questions ‘n Ole Dave give ‘em some mitey strange answers. One time a fella ask Dave how cold de foamy water wuz. Before ya kin blink, Dave sez “bout 18.....mebbe 22 degreesâ€Â
Mister Coccaloca Give Ole Dave a Van
Ole Dave iz purty tall, seven ‘er eight feet eazy. I figger thats how come the lightnin’ hit him at least twice. Two strikes likely kill most fellas, but all it done ta Dave wuz make hiz thinkin’ kinda hard ta follow. Aint sho hiz ears worked too good before them bolts slapped him. Dave likes the woods ‘n trees ‘n rivers ‘n tall tale tellin’ round the campin’ fire.
Dave worked out ta the college near bout hiz whole life. Reglar teachin’ folk over there got a bit jealous cuz Dave wuz all the time takin’ school chillen off ta the foamy water where he put ‘em in all kinda boats, then he took ‘em climbin’ over rocks ‘n down inside caves. In the wintertime he mite take ‘em out ta the western lands so they kin slide down the mitey big mountains.
These school chillen kin go on a fine trip with Dave even if their folks aint rollin’ in a heap a dough. Ole Dave takes ‘em ‘n shows ‘em how you kin do stuff ‘n have a heap a fun even if ya dont have no chargin’ card.
One evenin’ we wuz settin’ round the campin’ fire wonderin’ how many chillen been expedishinizin’ with Dave ‘n we figgered ‘n figgered, but it jest warnt no use. It wuz jest too many ta figger. Best Dave could tell it wuz a heap a thousands, but a thousand iz a mitey big number ‘n we aint sho Ole Dave’s kin understand it. [Purty sho he don’t understand a millon or bigger numbers....if it iz any.]
School chillen iz slam full a mitey strange questions ‘n Ole Dave give ‘em some mitey strange answers. One time a fella ask Dave how cold de foamy water wuz. Before ya kin blink, Dave sez “bout 18.....mebbe 22 degreesâ€Â