Friend Kayak Jack,
Sometimes it seems like this ole world jest went nuts. A fella whacks hizownself cuz hiz ball team won, a heap a folks git kilt over flyin' kites, a woman scalps a kid, some folks down ta the sunshine state starve three little pards (but not herownself) 'n Dennis Rodman haz a new naked pichur fer the PETAphiles.
I been round a long time, but this stuff jest dont make no sense ta me. Wuz it like that when ya 'n Aristotle wuz little pardners?
I plum fergot bout Beretta whackin' that woman 'n Mikey Jackson. I dont think bout Mikey too much. Aint gwine ta talk ta him neither...not after I seen Silence of the Lambs.
respectfully,
bearridge the troubled
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
Aldous Huxley
