For Oldyakker

[islandpiper]

hey Yakker.....when you come to ponchatoula be sure to bring your Shell Oil card. I was down there today buying some lawnmower gas and the loudspeaker was droning on. I listened, and this is what it said," Gas up in the front, the carwash is on the side, and GET VACUUMED IN THE REAR".......of course you came to mind instgantly. (This might apply to some other geezers, too. )

I laughed so hard I almost ran gas on my foot.

chhers, Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

Yakus Sphinctericus has already been vacuumed in the rear. Maybe that "gas in the front" part would be handy for him, though.

 

[oldyaker]

Piper....You have me laughing so damn hard I spit out some fine Dago Red! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Glad you guys are having fun at my rear ends expense! :wink:

 

[Kayak Jack]

We aim to please, Jimmie. And, at close range - we're deadly accurate!

 

[bearridge]

Sure we laugh. If ya figgered any of us wuz worried, wanna buy a bridge ta nowhere....a highway.....a $1,000,000 pair of washers?

We knew yer so full of it, aint no room fer any polyps ta grow. :mrgreen:

regards
bearridge

The Bill of Rights is a literal and absolute document.  The First Amendment doesn't say you have a right to speak out unless the government has a 'compelling interest' in censoring the Internet.  The Second Amendment doesn't say you have the right to keep and bear arms until some madman plants a bomb.  The Fourth Amendment doesn't say you have the right to be secure from search and seizure unless some FBI agent thinks you fit the profile of a terrorist.  The government has no right to interfere with any of these freedoms under any circumstances.  Harry Browne

 

[Kayak Jack]

The Bill of Rights is a literal and absolute document. The First Amendment doesn't say you have a right to speak out unless the government has a 'compelling interest' in censoring the Internet. The?Second Amendment doesn't say you have the right to keep and bear arms until some madman plants a bomb. The Fourth Amendment doesn't say you have the right to be secure from search and seizure unless some FBI agent thinks you fit the profile of a terrorist. The government has no right to interfere with any of these freedoms under any circumstances. Harry Browne

Br'r Bear, is that the same Harry Browne who had been a friend of Bill Clinton - until his plane mysteriously blew up?

 

[bearridge]

Nope. That wuz Ron Brown. I dont figger Harry woulda hung out with Willie Jeff. Harry run fer president.....Libertarian Party. He died a few years ago. He 'n Ron Paul wuz pals.

 

[Kayak Jack]

All them Browne kids looked alike anyway. Even the sister. Though, I always liked her eyebrow.

 

[islandpiper]

Here I go, hi-jacking my own thread:

Do just a little search and you will find that Willilam Jefferson Clinton was a name he assembled when he ran for public office....I think it was William Robert Clinton till then......like everything he and Hitlary do, it was all for effect.

Piper

 

[bearridge]

I reckon it wuz change hiz name 'er tell folks he wuz one of "The Waltons". :wink:

goodnite John Boy
bearridge


Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank.   Jay Leno

 

[john the pom]

am sure I just read that kayakjack said

We aim to please Jimmie. And, at close range

:shock: :roll: :shock:

 

[bearridge]

Well....they are headed ta Canada in a few weeks. I reckon whatever happens in Canada stays in Canada. :mrgreen:

 

[oldyaker]

Well Jack go on pleasing himself just he has been the past six decades plus! :?

 

[Kayak Jack]

John, ya pommie bahstad! you left out the comma there, "Jimmie" was the INdirect object - not the direct object - of that sentence.

 

[bearridge]

Hmmmm.....I figgered it wuz a intransvestite verb.

 

[oldyaker]

Hmmmm.....I figgered it wuz a intransvestite verb.

No problem here..........The Geezers on this forum all have dangling participles. :roll:

 

[john the pom]

Hey that's ok mate you can please jimmie indirectly ifn it rocks yer boat

 

[Wannabe]

Piper
Got behind a little on my readin and just read what you said about Willy's name. Ihad no idea that we had a President named Billy Bob Clinton.
Bob