Getting Travel Help From the Dept. of Transportation

[islandpiper]

We're from the Government, and we're here to help you.

Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

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End of the World 5 miles

Ponchatoua 9 miles

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[islandpiper]

Come back to visit us in Ponchatoula anytime Jack, it was delightful having you here, four miles past the end of civilization.

Remember, I've been to Copper Harbor and beyond, so I KNOW WHAT THE END OF THE EARTH looks like. And, there's no fresh Gulf Shrimp there.

fat and happy, Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

Piper San, I look forward to visiting your fair town again. Though we'll likely never get another chance to have the hotel lady call Paul (Ozark) and tell him tow fellows in law enforcement uniforms want to see him in the lobby.

Your friendship, company, and family are Sterling. (Chow's good too.)