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Haggis..just because Kayak Jack mentioned it

islandpiper

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The following recipe is for a traditional sized (3 lb?) haggis.

1. Advanced preparation.

Find a source of ONLY Steel cut oats OR (if available) Scottish pin
oats. Rolled oats will NOT provide the traditional texture, which is
something like that of rice. Steel cut oats can be had, or can be
ordered, from food stores specializing in organic foods, etc. You'll
need 2 Cups of Oats, but if you have to order them, get extra "for next
time".

Once you've found proper oats, you're ready to proceed. You'll need:

1 Cup of chopped cooked liver
1 Cup of chopped cooked heart (Or stew beef, or filet mignon)
2-3 Cups stock

Use Lamb if available, otherwise beef will work fine.

Cover the raw meat with salted COLD water, bring to a boil (gently, and
covered) for about 1 hour. Drain, (keep the stock) Cool the meat, and
remove any gristle, membranes, large vessels, then chop or grind the
meat (coarse, as for hash). Refrigerate the stock, and discard any fat
later, after it chills.

Mix the ground up heart and liver in equal proportions. You'll need
about 2 cups of this meat mixture for each haggis, but it can be
prepared in larger quantities, then refrigerated or frozen for later
use. For final assembly, the haggis can be completed when convenient.

2. Additional Ingredients:

1 Lb ground lamb (for "authentic" flavor -- replaces "other
stuff")
2 Cups medium to coarse-chopped onions
1 Cup vegetable oil (replaces suet)
3 Tbsp. lemon juice
2 Oz. single malt whisky (Balvenie is quite acceptable)
2 tsp. salt or beef bouillon powder
2 Tbsp. ground black pepper
1 tsp. grated nutmeg

Optional: (but recommended for a "special occasion" haggis)

1 tsp. ground ginger
1 tsp. ground coriander
1 tsp. ground mace
2 Tbsp. Parsley Flakes
1/4 Cup currants

Casing: Reynold's Oven Cooking Bag. These are Nylon roasting bags
that are available in most any grocery store. The traditional
sheep's stomach or a large sausage casing may be used for a "show"
haggis, but they are "old-tech". Boiling in oven cooking bags is
far more convenient, if you're preparing large quantities,
especially, and this process "reassures" your dinner guests.

3. Preparation

Put 2 cups of the thawed meat mixture in the oven cooking bag. Add
2 cups of (coarse) chopped onions, 2 cups of oats, and the other
dry ingredients and mix well. Set the mixture aside until it is at
room temperature.

In a covered saucepan or skillet, warm 2 Cups or so of the stock
(Be sure any fat has been removed. -- If more liquid is needed,
here or later, use bouillon or beef stock.)

Break up the ground lamb into the warmed stock; Bring to a slow
boil (covered) for 5 minutes or so. Remove from heat, allow to
cool briefly, and be sure the lamb is in small pieces.

Add the lemon juice and vegetable oil to the lamb & stock mixture.
Then combine the lamb/liquid mixture with the other ingredients in
the cooking bag, and mix well.

This should produce a moist, soft mixture that will still hold
together when pinched. (If it's too dry, add a small amount of
stock or bouillon.)

Boil the mixture IN the cooking bag:

Close off the bag using a nylon tie, but allow room below the tie
for expansion during boiling. Trim off the bag 3" above the tie. ,
and pierce the top of the bag, below the tie, but well above the
mixture, to allow steam to escape.

Use a 4 Qt. (or larger) pot with a rack at the bottom. The water
around the haggis should nearly cover the bag of mixture.
Periodically adjust the heat to maintain a slow boil for at least
1 1/2 hours. Add HOT water to the pot if needed.

Add 2 Oz. single malt whisky to the cook. (He/She deserves it!)

The cooking bag can be placed on a shallow pan and transferred to
a preheated oven (325 degrees F) for the last half hour. This
doesn't affect the flavor, but does add a bit of color, if
desired.
 

islandpiper

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And of course this goes along with it. When the guests are assembled and the black bread is sliced, and the Scotch has been dribbled out into the cups, the Piper enters, playing "A Man's a Man For A' That", leading the Chef with the steaming Haggis........and the orator of the group pronounces the following poem in his best Burns Brogue:

Address to a Haggis



Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o' need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they strech an' strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve>,
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethanket! ' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro' bluidy flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis- fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An' legs, an' arms, an' heads will sned,
Like taps o' thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o'fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

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Wannabe

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Apr 5, 2007
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Piper,
I would love it if you could translate that into Redneck. I am not sure what all it said but what I got was (and I mean no disrespect) that if you was mean enough to eat Haggis you could whip anybody. Would be interesting to know what was said. :oops:
Bob
 

islandpiper

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Wannabe: Haggis was the food of the common man...made from the entrails of a sheep or calf after the wealthy land owner took the best parts. The tenants were left with , well, left-overs......and made the best of it. Much the same way the poor blacks in the South made the best of ribs and chittlin's........

So, when life deals you lemons, make lemonade.


Pretty you are , be prettiest of any boiled pudding.

Above them all you take your place,
even better than boiled bellies or tripe.
You are worthy of grace and as long as my arm. (a giant among puddings)

The table creaks under your weight,
You are shaped like the hills in the distancel,
Your steel cut oats make us strong in times of need,
Your golden juices seep through your casing.

The working man cuts you open,
and your insides spew out
and are beautiful, so warm and fragrant.

Then, everyone digs in and has his fill and says a prayer of Thanks.

Does anyone love his French Soup or rich greasy dishes that would gag a pig?
How can anyone not love such a dinner as you, the Haggis?


Those rich men, eating their fancy meats and meals
will be wasting away, with skin disorders and boney legs....too bad for them.

But, look at the poor working man, eating haggis
and his footsteps are heavy and firm, you can hear him coming. When he swings his sword, it whistles!

You Lord God, who watches over men,
and feeds them through your grace
Scotland wants no fancy rich mans food that arrives in baskets,
But if you hear our prayers, just give us Haggis.


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That's the readers digest condensed redneck version........

Haggis has gotten a bad name, for no good reason. it is just a simple food, eaten by men with not many other choices. i think that every culture has something similar........and if you were raised like me, your Mamma said, "Eat what's put in front of you, and be thankful".

Piper
 

islandpiper

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I had an international student from LSU in the shop on Saturday. I always talk with them while I work, they like to talk about their countries. This fellow was from the Philipenes (can't spell it)......

I always ask them what sorts of food they had at home that they miss here. This kid said that his favorite meal's name was not translatable but was great. It consisted of the insides of the pig (sounded like ALL the insides of the pig) boiled in the pig's blood. Sometimes, (not always) there was some of the meat of the pig thrown in, too.

I told him where he could get chittlin's in Hammond. The thought they sounded real good. We have head cheese here, too, and he admitted he had never had that before but would look for it in the market.

Outside of that he seemed fairly normal.

Piper
 

jdupre'

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Sep 9, 2007
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Head Cheese?! Jack, ole friend, you must be part Cajun. A little slice of head cheese on a cracker with a touch of mustard on top washed down with a cold beer(or two.....or three)-- makes a great appetizer after a day on the water while watching the sun go down.
 

Kayak Jack

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Joey, we made our own souse so as to know what was in it. When I was a kid, we also made our own bacon, ham, maple syrup, and kraut. Ate lots of wild game when meat was rationed during the war. That's why I'm so handsome, smart, debonaire ..... and humble.
 

bearridge

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Mar 9, 2005
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Fellas,

Po folks come up with the best spices 'n ways ta cook cuz they got the hindmost......cept fer chitlins. I ate 'em twice but it took a heap a Louisiana Hot Sauce 'n some vinegar too. Mebbe if ya deep fried 'em in lard? :x I mite have some Cajun in me cuz I eat near bout everthin' that dont eat me first, even liver, gizzards, crawdads 'n fish sauce. I dont know who come up with chitlins, but they had ta be hongry.....real hongry....like them scrawny injuns who stole them horses frum Gus 'n Capt. Coll.

I bet Ole Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrobert Burrrrrrrrrrrrns never ate no chitlins.....least not when he wuz sober. 8)

regards
bearridge

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby
 

jdupre'

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islandpiper said:
Joey.......(Psssst) (over here.......ya) (that's the REVOLUTIONARY WAR he's referring to .......)

(piper)

Revolutionary War?? Can't believe it , Piper. I wouldn't have given him a day over the Civil War. :wink: :D