Fifty-one years ago Herman Jones, a West Virginia mountain man,
was drafted into the United States Army.
On the first day of boot camp the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon an Army barber cut off all his hair. :shock:
On the second day of boot camp the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon an Army dentist pulled out 7 of his teeth. :cry:
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army is looking for him. :wink:
Lurker
was drafted into the United States Army.
On the first day of boot camp the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon an Army barber cut off all his hair. :shock:
On the second day of boot camp the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon an Army dentist pulled out 7 of his teeth. :cry:
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army is looking for him. :wink:
Lurker