A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire-fighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The fire-fighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said.
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster.
"The little girl replied thoughtfully,
"You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."
David
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire-fighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The fire-fighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said.
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster.
"The little girl replied thoughtfully,
"You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."
David