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An airplane was about to crash; there
> were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
>
> The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe
> Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers
> need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the
> 1st pack and left the plane.
>
> The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said,
> "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY
> State Senator and a potential future president.
> And I am the smartest woman in American history,
> so America's people don't want me to die", and she
> took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said,
> "I'm the president of the United States of America.
> I have great responsibility being the leader of a
> superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to
> him and jumped.
>
> The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the
> 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am
> old and frail and don't have many years left, and
> as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you
> have the last parachute."
>
> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute
> left for you. America's smartest woman took my
> schoolbag."
> ************************************
> were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
>
> The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe
> Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers
> need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the
> 1st pack and left the plane.
>
> The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said,
> "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY
> State Senator and a potential future president.
> And I am the smartest woman in American history,
> so America's people don't want me to die", and she
> took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said,
> "I'm the president of the United States of America.
> I have great responsibility being the leader of a
> superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to
> him and jumped.
>
> The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the
> 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am
> old and frail and don't have many years left, and
> as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you
> have the last parachute."
>
> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute
> left for you. America's smartest woman took my
> schoolbag."
> ************************************