My favorite

[Pirogue]

A horse walks into a bar.

Barkeep says "Hey, why the long face?"

I love that one

 

[Kayak Jack]

Do we get the rest of the joke tomorrow?

 

[Pirogue]

Aw Jack!

C'mon, it's simple, and short.

Ya gotta admit it's great. Not roll on the floor, belly busting laughter, but just a little snicker sorta thing.

Oh never mind, some people just cannot appreciate the finer delicate humor this world has to offer. :wink:

All these years, did I miss the punch line and I have been laughing at the set up?

 

[oldyaker]

Yes.

I got it Pirouge, kinda like the humor on the old TV series MASH. If you didn't get it quick, it passed you by. Also, Blazing Saddles had that quick humor, gotta get it quick. Now, take my wife, Yes, PLEASE TAKE HER! :roll:

 

[DocMobius]

Pirogue

For Jack to get the joke you would have to say'

A horse walks into a bar

After serving a SCOTCH the barkeep says, Why the long face

Now he'll get it :lol:

DocMobius

 

[Kayak Jack]

OOOHHHhhh! NOWwww I get it! A palomino! Why didn't you say so in the first place?

 

[Pirogue]

No....Appaloosa

Damn Jack. Read it again!

 

[Kayak Jack]

can't spell them Navajo warhorses, hadda be sumthin else

 

[Phil in IL]

Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club?

 

[Kahuna]

Baby Seal..

Sick my Friend..SICK!!! Got any fur left over...?? makes good flys. KAHUNA

Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club?

 

[Swampy]

Phil that soooooo awful that I'll keep that one for later! :lol:
swampy

 

[Pirogue]

Ever hear the one about the one armed fisherman?

He caught a fish this big! (Holding one arm out)