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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

oldyaker

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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying ------ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 

hairymick

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Oy! Oldyaker, :shock:

Have you in talkin to Miz Robin mate? She does all of that. :lol:

Me bein the littoral sort of bloke I am tend to take her littorally, Could be part of the reason I have been relegated to the spare room perhaps? My yak shop is my hiding hole and is a hundred yards down the back yard from the house and at times it is way too close. :p
 

oldyaker

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hairymick said:
Oy! Oldyaker, :shock:
Have you in talkin to Miz Robin mate? She does all of that. :lol:

Mick my friend......I don't care what corner of the world women hail from, they have the same basic traits of the female species. :( Alot of times those traits can be good however. :)


BB....Lets hopes these GIT's learn from our experience rather than their own OJT! :roll:
 

Kayak Jack

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Steve Irwin was a wise man. He studied animals, and how they communicate by body language. IE: When handling a cobra, it is not as dangerous if you know their body language.

Rodeo riders do the same for Brahma bulls. Fighter pilots do the same for their aircraft. Demolition guys do the same for gelignite, C-4, tritanol, dynamite, nitroglycerin, and redheads.