A man walks into the produce section of his local super market and asks to buy a half head of lettuce. The young fella work'n the produce section told him he could only purchase a whole head of lettuce. The man was insistent that the young fella ask the manager about this matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy say's to the manager, "Some a$$h*le wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished the sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him! So quickly added, "and this nice gentleman has agreed to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who are quick on their feet! Where are ya from son?" "Texas sir", the boy replied. "Well why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked? The boy said, "Sir, there ain't nuth'n but whores and football players down there!" "Really," said the manager. "My wife is from Texas ."
"No sh^t", replied the boy. "What team did she play for?"
Walking into the back room, the boy say's to the manager, "Some a$$h*le wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished the sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him! So quickly added, "and this nice gentleman has agreed to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who are quick on their feet! Where are ya from son?" "Texas sir", the boy replied. "Well why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked? The boy said, "Sir, there ain't nuth'n but whores and football players down there!" "Really," said the manager. "My wife is from Texas ."
"No sh^t", replied the boy. "What team did she play for?"