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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Discussion in 'Humor and Such' started by oldsparkey, Sep 29, 2016.

  1. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    I thought he gave good answers. I think it deserves an A+

    This kid will be a success! I would have given him 100%!


    Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :) Most people can't think outside of the box. This kid OWNS the box!


    Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
    *liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple
    * The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all the wall is already built


    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack


    Spread some laughter, share the cheer,

    Let's be happy, while we're here!
     

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