Please pass this on to any senior you know, despite what you may have seen on the streets the following combinations DO NOT go together!
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Mini skirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
And last but not least, in-line skates and a walker!
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Mini skirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
And last but not least, in-line skates and a walker!