Atlanta Airport
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some
of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so
polite!
Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land onrunway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. -Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on
ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us." --
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some
of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so
polite!
Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land onrunway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. -Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on
ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us." --