The Perfect Husband...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings
and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello.'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000.'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is
really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings
and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello.'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000.'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is
really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'