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This just in

swamprat

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Aug 28, 2003
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This news just in: All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama. :p :p :p
 

bearridge

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Mar 9, 2005
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A member here tole some of us hiz wife overheard one worker in their Sam Walton Store tell this other one "the Russians took Atlanta". They wuz dead serius. Sometimes real life iz funnier'n any joke. Folks like that vote. :? Now that aint too funny. :roll:

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bearridge

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Douglas Adams
 

bearridge

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Mar 9, 2005
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Don't know much about geography,
don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
don't know what s slide rule is for.
[What a Wonderful World This Would Be....Sam Cooke]

That song goes on, but ya git the idea. Mebbe we jest oughta look on the brite side.....they knew where Atlanta wuz. :mrgreen:
 

jimsong

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Chuck,
If the heathen hoard chooses to arrive in Atlanta, we have no problem!
Not being native, they will all be killed by the traffic within a quarter mile of the air field.
Jim