true story from Detroit

[islandpiper]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -

(1) you have to be single and
(2) you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!

 

[FlaMike]

:shock: . ..................... :lol:

Mike S.
Spring Hill, FL

 

[Kayak Jack]

Reminds me of the time Archie Bunker did CPR on the femal impersonator.

 

[islandpiper]

ARCHIE BUNKER......ya, that brings back memories......whatever happened to the good shows, like MCHALES NAVY, Sgt. BILKO, GOMER PYLE, USMC.....JACK'S USAF ADVENTURES?

Here's some new ideas:

Boatbuilding with Hairy

How To Bend Plywood with Matt

Piping and Plumbing

Sparky On The Law

Repair Your Own Airplane

Arkansas Trout Fisherman

Superior, Kayaker's Dream

Take Your Dog Fishing

Chipping Away in Denham Springs



See? There's lots of possibilities.

Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

Other ideas could include:

Geezers on the Prowl

Sheriffs and Lawyers Should Be Friends (remake of "The Cowboy and the Farmer should be Friends" from Oklahoma)

Green Acres with Richard Simmons and Brooke Shields

Bonanza with Mel Gibson as Pa, Mel Brooks as Hoss, and Leonard DeCaprio as Little Joe

 

[bearridge]

Fellas,

Ya know when there aint no ball on tv, so ya git ta watch Canucks choppin' firewood? Well, how bout a show where fellas see who kin build a pirogue the fastest...'er the most in an hour? I figger Ron 'n a few others been trainin' fer a show like that. :wink:

regards
bearridge
bodine sports network

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.  Archie Bunker