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TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR

Discussion in 'Humor and Such' started by oldsparkey, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member

    I put this in the humor section since you have to think it is funny that people who know this still back her. :roll:

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    TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR

    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.
    Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says,
    "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies,
    And taking bribes from foreign countries?

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without
    The Benefit of the law?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it
    Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"

    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "

    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months
    Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"

    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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    Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes. Could there be that many stupid people in this country???
    Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed !!!
     
  2. catfish

    catfish Well-Known Member

    Yep chuck I wonder the same question myself?
     

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