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Trump invited the Pope for lunch

Discussion in 'Humor and Such' started by oldsparkey, Dec 19, 2016.

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  1. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member

    President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.

    It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

    The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

    The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

    The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.

    No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

    But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read, "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM! "
     
  2. Wannabe

    Wannabe Well-Known Member

    That was funny and we laugh, but that is probably the way it would happen.
    Bob
     
  3. Kayak Jack

    Kayak Jack Well-Known Member

    Some left winger acquaintances of mine, conspicuously forget to discuss how the Michigan recount was halted as they began to uncover fraud in Detroit by democrats.
     
  4. Wannabe

    Wannabe Well-Known Member

    Jack,
    Was you polite enough to remind him of his oversight. That would have been the proper thing to do as he was just an acquaintance. You may excuse a true friend or family member. :)
    Bob
     
  5. Kayak Jack

    Kayak Jack Well-Known Member

    Family members. This will surprise some of you - I remained quiet.

    And, Julie kissed me afterwards.
     
  6. Wannabe

    Wannabe Well-Known Member

    Sometimes it is a hard hill to climb to take the High Road but sometimes ya just gotta. Good on ya Jack.
    Bob
     
  7. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member

    I know I'm not the brightest light bulb in the pack but what does the above 7 posts have to do with anything humor ? ?????????
    "O" Darn , Sorry about you not being able to locate them , somehow they got deleted.

    I believe there is a post about the surgery and any chatter related to that.
     
  8. Wannabe

    Wannabe Well-Known Member

    Been wondering when you was gonna pick up on that. :mrgreen:
    Bob
     
  9. Kayak Jack

    Kayak Jack Well-Known Member

    Hmm, when the bulletin board finally gets some activity - you're going to complain?
     
  10. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member

    No Complying , just checking to see if adults can act like adults and post related items in the proper places. It's really not that difficult to do.
     
  11. Kayak Jack

    Kayak Jack Well-Known Member

    Is it really a problem? The section is "Humor and Such". The original post was humor. This is the such.

    And, when did we let adults onto this site? Ugh! They get in the way of us kids playing.
     
  12. grandpa paddler

    grandpa paddler Well-Known Member

    Remember Chuck ...to err is human, to really muck up the works actually requires an adult. We don't want that to happen, do we?

    Now on to the 'and such' I sincerely hope everyone has a Blessed Christmas and prosperous new year.
     
  13. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member


    We don't have any problems ........ Any further discussions about having problems is over with because I know how a single subject discussion can continue forever and forever when a person continues to enlighten us with questions.
    Having trouble posting , look for the red lettering near the bottom left hand corner.
     
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