Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met
in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and
discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't
think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got
worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at
the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find
out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there
sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him
so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world
happened to you?"
Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress
at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years
old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty./"
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and
discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't
think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got
worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at
the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find
out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there
sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him
so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world
happened to you?"
Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress
at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years
old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty./"
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."