A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be
something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 180 in five
seconds flat." The next morning, the wife found a small package in the
driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to
the extent of the injuries...
anniversary. His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be
something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 180 in five
seconds flat." The next morning, the wife found a small package in the
driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to
the extent of the injuries...