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Wine Wisdom

oldyaker

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Aug 26, 2003
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and to those who don't.



As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit .



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service