A small lizard was walking through the forest. He looked up and saw a koala in a tree. He said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing up there?" The Koala responded, "I'm smoking pot. Want to join me?". The lizard like this idea, so he climbed up the tree. After the two had shared a few joints, the lizard was very thirsty and he decided to go to the river for a drink. He climbed down the tree and made his way to the river, but when he leaned over to take a drink he was so stoned that he couldn't balance and he fell into the water. A crocodile noticed the lizard and rescued him to the shore. The crocodile asked what the lizard was doing in the water, and the lizard explained that he had been smoking weed with a koala in a tree. The crocodile was intrigued, and decided to go find the koala. After a bit of searching in the forest, he found the tree. He looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing up there". The koala looked down and said, "****, dude, how much water did you drink?!?!?"
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