A person with a really sick mind (if they do have one , name witheld to protect the guilty ) sent this to me but I can associate with most of them..... Take a look.
( I would hate it if the southern folks would make Jack eat all of his grits , as I said the name is withheld for Jacks protection ) :roll:
You might be a Floridian if...
1.You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances or Ivan.
2. Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time.
3. You're looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows, to
accent the house color.
4. You think of your hall closet/saferoom as "cozy".
5. Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screened in".
6. Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it.
7. You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months.
8. You, too, haven't heard back from the insurance adjuster.
9. You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase
really means.
10. You're putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood.
11. You were once proud of your 16"ELECTRIC chain saw.
12. Your Street has more than 3 "NO WAKE" signs posted.
13. You now own 5 large ice chests.
14. Your parrot can now say" hammered, pounded and hunker down".
15. You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas and plywood locations.
16. You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your stree.t
17. You're depressed when they don't stop.
18. You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood,
roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer.
19. You've spent more than $20 on "Tall white kitchen bags" to make your own sand bags.
20. You're considering upgrading your 16" electric to a 20" Gas chainsaw.
21. You know what "Bar chain oil" is.
22. You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable.
23.You look forward to discussions about the merits of "cubed, block and dry ice."
24. Your therapist refers to your condition as "generator envy."
25.When it hot as Hades outside, you fight the urge to put on your winter
coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window,when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street,with the noisy generator, doesn't get electric.
26. And finally, you might be a Floridian if: You ask your sister up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds.
Chuck. It hurts to much to cry so lets get a chuckle out of this , pun intended. :lol: :lol: :lol: Besides a Southern boy can survive.........ANYTHING.......... even camping with Yankees.
( I would hate it if the southern folks would make Jack eat all of his grits , as I said the name is withheld for Jacks protection ) :roll:
You might be a Floridian if...
1.You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances or Ivan.
2. Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time.
3. You're looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows, to
accent the house color.
4. You think of your hall closet/saferoom as "cozy".
5. Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screened in".
6. Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it.
7. You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months.
8. You, too, haven't heard back from the insurance adjuster.
9. You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase
really means.
10. You're putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood.
11. You were once proud of your 16"ELECTRIC chain saw.
12. Your Street has more than 3 "NO WAKE" signs posted.
13. You now own 5 large ice chests.
14. Your parrot can now say" hammered, pounded and hunker down".
15. You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas and plywood locations.
16. You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your stree.t
17. You're depressed when they don't stop.
18. You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood,
roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer.
19. You've spent more than $20 on "Tall white kitchen bags" to make your own sand bags.
20. You're considering upgrading your 16" electric to a 20" Gas chainsaw.
21. You know what "Bar chain oil" is.
22. You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable.
23.You look forward to discussions about the merits of "cubed, block and dry ice."
24. Your therapist refers to your condition as "generator envy."
25.When it hot as Hades outside, you fight the urge to put on your winter
coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window,when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street,with the noisy generator, doesn't get electric.
26. And finally, you might be a Floridian if: You ask your sister up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds.
Chuck. It hurts to much to cry so lets get a chuckle out of this , pun intended. :lol: :lol: :lol: Besides a Southern boy can survive.........ANYTHING.......... even camping with Yankees.