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Recent content by DocMobius

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    Where can I find one of these?

    Chuck I use a cheap WalMart paint pistol only I freeze the paint balls before using them. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Other things that may work are; paint ball grenade potato gun home made pvc and co2, bb gun water balloon with ink My favorite is a loud speaker in the tree...
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    No More Gopher..........

    Ahhh, the smell of fresh cut grass in the morning. All dressed out with camo sniper suit waiting for a chance shot at Charley the gopher. Trusty super quiet hyper veloscity rifle trained in on target area. Remember 1 shot 1 kill. There he is the king of yard havoc in sights, wait for perfect...
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    Anniversary Present

    My wife Christine is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, " Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes. Last...
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    The Squirrel Grenade

    Humor break Source: The Squirrel Grenade, pvpforums.com | Jan 18, 2004 | by T-Duck I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing...
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    puffed out chest

    Matt Another great job well done. So when's you boat building book comming out? :D I'll buy the first copy if you sign it. :) Keep up the good work, DocMobius
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    Suwannee River Trip

    4sons I grew up in Jacksonville and was a boy scout with troop 303 ( ah what great memories ), anyway we did our 50 miler on the suwannee every summer. Might be a good way for your troop to get theirs. Sounds like you had a great trip, something those boys or you will never forget...
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    Just when someone gets a good idea....

    Wait a minute,, Hold the phone :shock: :shock: :shock: Was that SWAMPY up on a stage with tinsel in that first set of pictures that Jem put on? :?: :D Just Checkin, DocMobius
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    "Faith is coming along nicely

    My belief is if you can find a pretty woman that will put up with ya, then marry her lickedy split. :P Trust me I've had 6 of them. 8) Just joking :D :D :D Sounds like you two have a grip on life,,,,Good Luck DocMobius Just plain ole FeebleMinded
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    So augh....anyone going on this one?

    This should've been in the JOKES section, I would go if ole Hairy Kerry was paddlin ole Niagura Fall, though he may be paddlin poop creek or is that slinging. God Bless America and George W. Bush Paid for and approved by DocMobius Paddlin School for the FeebleMinded
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    Headed Out....

    Kahuna I'd gouge my eye's out if it would get rid of that mental picture of you and 2 feathers in your @*%#$. Hope you avoided the rain, but then again it might be GOD's way of telling us we need to clean up. DocMobius Paddling School for the FeebleMinded
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    Law jokes fer Ole Sparkey

    That's like when the SS people asked me, Do I cook any of my meals, or how far can I walk? My reply was, No my wife won't let me!!! and til I get tired!!! Makes you wonder who comes up with these questions and how do they rate them. DocMobius
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    Good Gear for a Fair Price

    Hoz You can go to their website and unsubscribe yourself, Don't know how well that works but maybe worth a try. I get so much junk mail that I don't take too much notice. I have a trash can 10 feet from my mail box and usually lighten my mail load on the way inside. I buy often from...
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    Good Gear for a Fair Price

    Hey Guy's this is a good company and they don't mind sending you a catalog, even though they are an internet company. www.SportsmansGuide.com Check out the tent section, they have a camper special with sleeping bags for a great price. I buy my ATV gear from these guy's. DocMobius...
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    Open Invitation to Quetico this fall 2004

    Swampy Keep us posted on this trip. I will try to make it, but I can't commit just yet. I will know more in a few months. What about permits and do we need passports? Tons of questions flood my mind, but I'm sure we will have all this worked out soon nuf. I'll be living in Missouri then...
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    Open Invitation to Quetico this fall 2004

    Swampy What type of boat are you considering for this trip? You might want to work up an gear list of do's and do not's. Where will you start and end? Inquiring minds want to know! I'll be following this thread as I dream of making a trip like this. DocMobius