A blonde and a milk bath


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Oct 23, 2007
Ozark Mo.
It seems a Blonde read that taking MILK BATHS kept your skin soft and beautiful. Well she leaves a note for the Milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman gets the note, he assumed she meant 1.5 gallons of milk not 15 gallons. He knocks on the door to check with the blonde and see if she meant 1.5 gallons.
The Blonde said, Yes, I want 15 gallons of milk to fill up my bathtub so I can have a long milk bath, cover my body with milk and keep my skin perfect.
Tha Milkman asked "You want it Pasturized?"
The Blond says, no I want it just up to my boobs, I can just splash some of the milk on my face..