A Bunch of BULL!!!!!!!!!!


Well-Known Member
Aug 27, 2003
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attach ed that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He
mated 50 times last year - once-a-week."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more surgeries e
will likely be okay.


KAHUNA :lol:

Red Stick Jim

Jun 7, 2006
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Another story about the bull

A old bull and his son were standing in the shade under a tree that was at the top of the hill in a large fenced in pasture. The two bulls were admiring the shapley cows off distant in the far end of the pasture. The young son said to the old bull "Look at all of the fine looking cows down there! Why don't we run down the hill and across the pasture and have our way with one of them?" The father looked at the son and replied, "Why don't we just walk on down the hill and have our way will all of them?"