My partner and I have the secret to making a relationship last.
*Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
*We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in New York and mine is in Boston.
* I take my partner everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
* I asked my partner where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
* She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
*My partner told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
* My partner is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
*She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
*She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
*Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
*We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in New York and mine is in Boston.
* I take my partner everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
* I asked my partner where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
* She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
*My partner told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
* My partner is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
*She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
*She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"