Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

[Kayak Jack]

1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia -- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks
and Trees and. . . .

6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent night, Holy -- Oooooh look at the froggy! -- Can I have a chocolate? -- Why is France so far away?!!

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells . . . .



MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

 

[hairymick]

Very good mate, :lol:

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells,
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells . . . .

Nah, I would call it,

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[Kayak Jack]

Mick, you are not obsessive-compulsive. You are schizophrenic and have a boat for each personality.

 

[oldyaker]

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[Ozark]

Oldyaker thats 72 beers on the wall take one down and pass it around 71 beers on the wall. And you promised Sparkey we would stay out of the Liquor cabinet.

 

[Kayak Jack]

Oz, I've seen him drink a beer only once, and that was the first day I met him. (He scraped me off a river bank in Pennsylvania, that day.) Every other time, it was Dago red wine.

Oh, and Oz, he is a guy you can trust with your Life. Just don't let him any where near strawberry sundaes or your gas money. (Yes - there are stories behind that.)

 

[hairymick]

Jack wrote

Mick, you are not obsessive-compulsive. You are schizophrenic and have a boat for each personality

Yep, and so am I

 

[Ozark]

Isn't that how good friendship starts a freindly smile with an extended hand and not expecting anything in return.

 

[jdupre']

"9. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent night, Holy -- Oooooh look at the froggy! -- Can I have a chocolate? -- Why is France so far away?!! "

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have more than a touch of the stuff, but, that's funny there, I don't care who you are!

Joey

 

[Kayak Jack]

Joey, one of the signs of a person who is strong within themselves is the ability to laugh at themselves. Twain posited that man, rather than being god's greatest creation, is actually the worst. His evidence is compelling.

On the other hand, though, I have an opposed thumb.

 

[oldyaker]

I like Ol Sam Clemens....read alot of his stuff.....'Following The Equator was about my favorite. If he was alive today, he would silenced by the do gooders for being politically incorrect.....

What's that ya say Jack? "God save us from the do gooders!"

 

[Kayak Jack]

Twain observed that he wasn't an American - he was THE American. He was right.

He helped U.S. Grant write his memoirs, ya know.