CONTRACT BIDDING WASHINGTON , D.C. STYLE
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House
in D.C. One from New York, another from Tennessee and the third,
Florida They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I
figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my
crew and $100 profit for me'
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me.'
The New York contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, '$2, 700'
The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
The New York contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you,
and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.'
'Done!', replies the government official.
And that friends, is how it all works !!!
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House
in D.C. One from New York, another from Tennessee and the third,
Florida They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I
figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my
crew and $100 profit for me'
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me.'
The New York contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, '$2, 700'
The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
The New York contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you,
and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.'
'Done!', replies the government official.
And that friends, is how it all works !!!