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Dr. Geezer's clinic..........

Discussion in 'Humor and Such' started by oldsparkey, Aug 17, 2016.

  1. oldsparkey

    oldsparkey Well-Known Member

    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
    He put a sign up outside that said:

    "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

    Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

    Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ?
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
    Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.

    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!
    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
    Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

    Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"* Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

    BEARS BUDDY Well-Known Member

    You got that right, Sonny!
  3. Wannabe

    Wannabe Well-Known Member

    That was funny. That belongs up there with The Taser and the Squirrel Grenade and Deer Roping Stories.Chuck, it would be a Hoot is you could find those and bump them up for the new Folks to read. That was Dr. Mobius if I'm remembering right. They were Pure Funny.

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