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Early Retirement.........

oldsparkey

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Checking my Email today an person (name withheld to protect the guilty) sent this to me............ Chuck.

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Beverly to get a full-time job along with her part time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Beverly. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,
Bob

EDITOR'S NOTE:
Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed up his rear, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife, Beverly, was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it.
 

oldsparkey

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Kayak Jack said:
What a cad!

Ladies ..... This is the Skunk calling the Buzzard stinky, the Snake calling the Worm slippery, The Goose calling the Turkey Thanksgiving dinner, The Duck calling the Dove fowl, The guilty calling innocent , The newspaper saying they don't print stories.

Heck you get the idea. :lol:

Chuck.
 

islandpiper

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You know, I highlighted this whole thing and copied it to the clipboard and nearly emailed it to my wife.......then I got smart and hit delete.....man, that was a close one.

( Chuck stepping in here ... Piper .. No Gut's , No Glory , No Supper either ... if'n you would of sent that )

Piper
 

oldyaker

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OK you spineless cheese eaters, I just sent it to her!
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Now when she gets home from work, I'll throw myself down on my knees and plead for mercy! I'll also have a nice dinner made.
 

oldsparkey

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I see why you had that in such small print.... :roll:
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( Now when she gets home from work, I'll throw myself down on my knees and plead for mercy! I'll also have a nice dinner made. )

YA WIMP............... :twisted:

Be a MAN.. Stand up for your rights, tell her to cook the supper, if you let them get away with bullying you they will forever. Be assertive, stand your ground, fear not you are the dominate person in the marriage. Just DO IT........ Don't back down, the sofa is quite comfortable.

"O" MY GWD .. LOOK AT THE TIME .. I should have had supper started an hour ago. Got to RUNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnn , time is a wasting and I am in some deep DO DO if it aint done when she gets home.
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Not me honey it was those guys on the forum who caused all of the trouble. :roll:

Chuck. Cooking meat , frying onions an garlic , mushing potatoes. MAN ... I need to go camping and stay there. :D
 

bearridge

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Fellas,

Ya'll gotta show more respect....but in the meantime, I know there iz a blonde joke in here somewhere.

Mon Oct 2, 2:11 PM ET

A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported.

The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily Standart said.

"The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.

regards
bearridge

Gus: Now the only healthy way to live, as I see it, is to learn to like all the little every day things.
Lori: Yeah. Like what?
Gus: Well like a good sip a whiskey every evening, or a soft bed to sleep in, or a warm glass of buttermilk, or...or like a feisty ole gentleman like myself.