A river rat with a home made boat on his pick up pulls into Jasper Arkansas after a trip on the Buffalo. He's kinda thirsty so he looks up and down the street for a saloon. He spots a local watering hole and walks in than orders a large beer. He downs a few pints of the local swill and spots a sign in the saloon. Free Beer to Anyone Who Can Pass the Test!
He's running a little lean on money so he asks the bartender what the test is all about.
The barkeep sez, "Well, first you have to drink a whole fifth of our pepper tequilla without making a face, drink it straight down. Than, there is an alligator in that little swamp out back and the gator has a sore tooth, you have to pull it out with your bare hands. If you make it past that, there is a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, you have to make things right for her! Than you get all the free beer you can drink!'
The river rat sez, "Well as much as I like free beer, I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a fifth of pepper tequilla and than get crazier from there!
Well, time passes by and after a few more beers the river rat yells at the barkeep..."
Wheeereshzzzzzzzzz Zhat Teequeella!!!!!!!!??????????
The river rat grabs the fifth of tequilla with both hands and downs it with big tears rolling down his face! Next, he staggers out in back of the saloon, the patrons hear some thumping and the loudest blood curdling scream and roar anyone in Jasper has ever heard!!! It sent chills up and down the spine of every bar patron.
After a few minutes, the river rat staggers back into the bar, his clothes are torn to shreds, blood dripping from numerous gashes all over his body...He asks the bartender, "NOW WHERE IS THAT WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!!!??? :shock:
He's running a little lean on money so he asks the bartender what the test is all about.
The barkeep sez, "Well, first you have to drink a whole fifth of our pepper tequilla without making a face, drink it straight down. Than, there is an alligator in that little swamp out back and the gator has a sore tooth, you have to pull it out with your bare hands. If you make it past that, there is a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, you have to make things right for her! Than you get all the free beer you can drink!'
The river rat sez, "Well as much as I like free beer, I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a fifth of pepper tequilla and than get crazier from there!
Well, time passes by and after a few more beers the river rat yells at the barkeep..."
Wheeereshzzzzzzzzz Zhat Teequeella!!!!!!!!??????????
The river rat grabs the fifth of tequilla with both hands and downs it with big tears rolling down his face! Next, he staggers out in back of the saloon, the patrons hear some thumping and the loudest blood curdling scream and roar anyone in Jasper has ever heard!!! It sent chills up and down the spine of every bar patron.
After a few minutes, the river rat staggers back into the bar, his clothes are torn to shreds, blood dripping from numerous gashes all over his body...He asks the bartender, "NOW WHERE IS THAT WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!!!??? :shock: