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God bless the Marine Corps

oldsparkey

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Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate, private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC
advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be 'out-of-bounds' for all males".

"Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a Marine from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps
 
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