Golf Gun

[Anonymous]

Our pal Pirogue iz workin' late 'n asked me ta put this one up fer him.

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Raoul and Fernando, Mexican dectectives, were investigating the murder of Juan "Speedy" Gonzalez.


"How was he killed?" asked Raoul.


"With a golf gun," Fernando replied.


"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"


"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."


Dontcha miss Lurker? :wink:

 

[Swampy]

Bro Bar.... has it occured to ya yet that Pirogue waz a spoof'in ya?
Tharz a reason why the boy sed he waz " a wok'in an didn't have time to post." :roll:
I'm a bett'in that hiz message waz longer than the "joke" :wink:

yep , miss ol' Lurker.... and I'm a bett'in he misses uz too..

swampy

 

[Aardvark]

Reminds me or the Puerto Rican Fireman up in NYC who had twin boys.

Named the eldest Jose

Other one Jose B


Works better when told in person.....

 

[oldsparkey]

Bar

Me thinks you have just been had by a pirogue.........Now I know why you paddle a canoe ......... I LOVE IT ...... .... A Louisiana boat gets the best of a Mississippi.........Swamp Bear.......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Boy "O" Boy are your feet ever wet.........

Chuck.

 

[Anonymous]

Friend Chuck,

Aint it a rule agin pullin' a fast one on a memb....opps....on a fella who iz near bout a member?

Wait jest a dang minute......reckon it wuz them horny alien gals that got Ole Pirogue too? Mebbe they planted that joke in hiz head.....kinda like a cabbage?

Come ta think on it, Pirogue aint posted nuthin' in a while....'n he plum fergot ta post hiz trip report last month. The real Pirogue done purty good on them trip reports....mostly A+.

kind regards,

bearridge
bodine school fer alien studies



It aint what ya dont know that hurts ya. What really puts a hurtin’
on ya iz what ya knows fer sho, that jest aint so. Uncle Remus

 

[oldsparkey]

Bear

Pirogue posted his report ... guess it just took some time for him to heal up so he could type out the report. :lol:

Chuck.