GOODNESS!

[Kayak Jack]

Mae West walks into a nightclub, and up to the hat check girl. "Good evening, young lady. I'd like to check my fur stole",

The young lady was really impressed. "Is that real mink!"

"Yes, dear, it is real mink."

The girl gushed, "GOODNESS!"

Mae responds, "Goodess, my dear - had nothing to do with it."

 

[grandpa paddler]

I'm just a youngster. Who was Mae West?

 

[Kayak Jack]

W. C. Fields' little chick a dee dee deeee.

The gal who originally said, "Do you love me? Or, is that just a jackknife in your pocket?" And, in a suggestive voice, "Why don'tcha come up annnnd see me sometime?"

 

[oldsparkey]

I'm just a youngster. Who was Mae West?

She's the gal who invented the life preserver called the Mae West.
( Today it might be called the Dolly Pardon ) :lol: :roll: :roll:

 

[Kayak Jack]

Slipping right on past Dagmar.