Grandmas Don't Know Everything... Little Tony was staying with his
grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other
kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room
and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but
she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual
intercourse, darling.' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back
outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came
back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual
intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to
you. :shock:
grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other
kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room
and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but
she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual
intercourse, darling.' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back
outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came
back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual
intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to
you. :shock: