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I Finally Did It

Kayak Jack

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Aug 26, 2003
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After more than three years, I finally earned my private pilot's license Friday. It's been a long road for the world's slowest student pilot. Now, I can start to take some short trips, then longer ones, etc. The ruptured Duck and I will ply the sky.
 

Kayak Jack

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Aug 26, 2003
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Okemos / East Lansing Michigan
Well, thanks, guys. It's a basic trainer, about as simple as they get. I'll not be in any large cargo birds (trash haulers as we call them in the Air Force). I've got my hands full learning this simple bird.
 

islandpiper

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A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
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"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father..... which art in Heaven....