oldsparkey said:
Friend Ole Sparkey,
I dont reckon they had that back on the trail drives, but I bet they had somethin' ta kick a calf heart up a notch. What do ya reckon they done with the other half? Reckon they ate it raw....like the people showed Ole John Dunbar? Cowboy sushi?
Truthful Jack,
What kinda hot sauce did ya'll use on Mister Chisolm's Trail? I never heard a Cowboy Tofu, but I reckon the Hollywood movin' pichur makin' folk will tell us it wuz on ever chuckwagon...rite beside the pastel table cloth.
regards
bearridge
sideways bound
Woodrow Call: Gus.
Gus McCrae: What?
Woodrow Call: Why not go up to Montana? Its a cattleman's paradise to hear Jake tell it.
Gus McCrae: Sounds like a damn wilderness if ya ask me. 'N we're a shade old to start fightin' Indians all over agin, dont ya think?
Woodrow Call: I mean it, Gus. Why not, go north with a herd?
Gus McCrae: I'll tell ya what. You ride on up there, clear out the Indians, build a little cabin, get a nice fire goin' in the fireplace 'n me 'n Jake will gather a herd 'n then we'll come on up.
Woodrow Call: I'd like to see the herd that you 'n Jake could gather. Herd a whores, maybe.
Gus McCrae: Well you aint no more a cattleman than I am, Call, 'n ya know it, too.
Woodrow Call: I wanna do it, Gus. I wanna see that country, before the bankers 'n lawyers all git it.