Midlife crisis

[Bullhead]

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

 

[Kayak Jack]

She certainly clarified that issue by blowing the fog off the playing field, didn't she!!??

 

[islandpiper]

Proved again that laughter is, indeed, the best medicine.

Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

A doctor was celebrating his silver wedding anniversary. While guests were enjoying an after dinner drink, he was in the den, banging his head on the stone fireplace. His attorney buddy came in and asked him what was the matter.

"Remember, Bill, on our 5th anniversary, I asked you what would happen if I killed my wife?"

"Yep, I told you that you would get 20 years in prison."

Sad, dejected, he lamented, "Yes - and today I'd be a free man!"